Wednesday, March 6, 2013

And a Half

Tomorrow I am 23 and a half.




Growing up, we never celebrated half birthdays. Never! I don't think my mom, dad or any other family member mentioned it even once. But in the Walker family, we do! On March 7th, 2010, two college kids pulled into a parking lot and the boy college kid whipped out a "Happy Birthday" sign and blew a horn right in the girl's face. Then he gave her a Dora the Explorer doll. That was three months after we met. And yes I have since donated that doll to the Good Will, but can still remember the song she sang about "friends."McKay has never forgotten my half-birthday. Last year, I think he said "It's your half birthday today!!!!!!!!!!" And I was probably like "okay. cool. thank you." I really don't care about them for me. Except I care about the one this year, because I really think McKay is going to forget about it. And if he does, it will be documented on this blog. I miss him lately. He has been really busy. Today he got home from work and he went to Scouts. As I type this, he is doing our taxes. Two days ago, we needed a "date," so we rented Breaking Dawn Part II (because we have never seen it). Omgsh. The virtual baby. It was SO BAD. SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO BAD. But I do have to admit, I did almost get teary-eyed in the tribute thing at the end. It just reminded me of the summer I read the books and fell in love with Edward. But the movie Edward was not my Edward sooo.... Oh and also, Kristen Stewart is the most awkward mom ever. EVER. Every time she conversed with her child I wanted to die.

What else is on my brain...

oh yes! Tonight while searching for pics (the pics up there are really old, but I love them, so I wanted to post) I came across tons and tons of things that made me laugh. At the top of my made-me-laugh list are the following two photos. But first, I have to explain.
Do you guys know about the oh-so-popular iPhone app called Snapchat? Waellllll. My brothers are Snapchat MASTERS. Particularly, the middle brother. He has a cute "friend" who he loves to Snapchat with and they send each other lovely pics of them posing in their cutest poses. My brother's pose is always the same (and I am mad because I actually saw a picture of him doing an actual Snapchat and I cannot find it!) but the girl's poses are always cute and kind of tempting. Not in an inappropriate kind of way, just in a teenage girl I'm-going-to-highlight-my-lips or I'm-going-to-make-the-lighting-make-me-look-really-tan in this photo kind of way. I'm sure I would have done the same.
ANYWAYS when my mom, gma and I took my brother to college, he was snappin' away for most of the weekend. We girls got bored in the hotel room, so we decided to practice and do some flirtatious snaps of our own. Everyone might think I'm a brat because I am not posting mine, but that's only because the one I made was of me nursing, trying to make it look sexy and you can kind of see my tatas. And obviously it was a joke. But here are my mom and grandma's! ;)



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28 comments:

  1. Half Birthdays???? Hhhmmm.... Never really thought of it =)))))
    But I think it's such a cool idea to celebrate it =)))) Two birthdays in a year?? Great, huh?? =))))
    Love this idea =))))

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  2. Hahaha! I Snapchat with my sister and my best friend (and this one guyfriend of mine who is great and all but he also randomly snapchats me??? Kiiiiinda awkward) and it's basically a game of who can look ugliest #Winning

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  3. awe - i love the half birthday thing - u guys are such a love story!

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  4. my grandma use to celebrate mine and my brother's half birthday with half of a cake! I should really start bringing that back!

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  5. ok, the picture of him eating your face...SO CUTE I WANT TO SQUEEZEEEEEE
    :)
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAH Snapchat....ok i dont know what that is?! Is it like texting pictures back and forth? Gosh i feel so old geeze! :)
    And half-birthdays...we've never done them in my family either..hmmm...

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  6. Happy half birthday! Hahaha!

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  7. my half birthday is my second favourite day of the year, preceded of course by my actual birthday. happy half birthday, ali!

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  8. Happy half birthday! And oh, Twilight movies...they kill me haha. Your mom/sis's snapchats are too funny! Love that app.

    Ps. Realized your blog address is: "Mckayali.blogspot.com." When you and Mckay decide to have another baby, you should totally consider naming her a version of "Mic-kay-lee"--so random i know, but it's kind of a cute rendition of both your names! Haha okay i'm done.

    xo,
    kristyn

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    1. That is such a cute idea! That name is so pretty!

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  9. SNAP ME!! how do we find each other?? i snap my friend megan like 50 times/day pics of me nursing or of the ugliest possible face i can make because SIX SECONDS! NO BLACKMAIL!!

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    1. Ugh I WISH. I STILL don't have an iPhone, so I just take McKay's sometimes and snap my siblings when I am bored hahaha.

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  10. happy half bday!! omg those picturessss so hilare.

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  11. hahaha. you are so so funny. i cannot agree more about breaking dawn2. on every level i was annoyed with bella and the fake little girl haha. oh well, i still liked it, especially the end, as well. haha happy half b. that is awesome! haha. i just do the "birthday weeks" at my house. i love them haha my husband has not warmed up to the idea yet.

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    1. That is such a good idea! I love that! I might have to copy you!

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  12. My family is huge on birthdays too. We don't do half birthday though. I think that would exhaust our husbands since we make our birthdays such a big deal. I hope he remembers your half birthday though. I've never heard of snapchat before. What is it besides just taking pictures?

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  13. That's funny- my family never did either, but my husbands family did! I feel like I am missing out on a few presents:) Looks like a blast of a time to me! He is too cute!

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  14. I'm pretty big on birthdays especially when it comes to the little one. These pictures are so cute! I nominated you for The Liebster Award. You can find the info out on my blog. :)

    xo
    Rachel
    picklesandchapstick.blogspot.com

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  15. I ALWAYS celebrate my half birthday! It's the best. Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but it's so fun :) Hope you had a good half birthday!

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  16. happy half birthday!!!!!! such a cute post :) hope you had a wonderful time celebrating!

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  17. Happy 1/2 girl! Enjoy 23 :) love the darling pics!

    XO Jenna
    Demureindiamonds.com

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  18. happy late half birthday! I'm still waiting on 21 :)Found your blog from a comment you left on Kelsey's blog about the curse of skinny. It has inspired me to write a post of my own because I struggle from the exact same issue!

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  19. Ali! Happy (belated now) half birthday! I hope you, Jax, and McKay are all doing well. I'm not a Twilight fan but I can imagine all the movies being pretty terrible, and I cannot imagine Kristen Stewart as a mother at all. Love the pictures of your mom and grandma SnapChatting, what a treasure of an ap that is!

    perfectly priya

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  21. Lets talk about the fact that I MISS YOU!!!! Where have you been?! :) also -- I love those pics of you and your little man!!

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